I'm not ignoring you, I'm just crazy

I have lost my cell phone. It's been missing since last Sunday night when we got back from California. Originally I thought I put it through the washing machine, like I did to Chad's about two years ago, but it wasn't there. So perhaps it's in the back seat of RT's Jeep. Regardless, if you have tried to call my cell phone, I apologize. Not only can I not get your calls but I don't know how to listen to my messages. Oy vey.