Monday, March 31, 2008

Diary of a Dog

Hello, my name is Lucy. Let me tell you what I have done today (sparing, of course, the details about my bodily functions).

7:00 – Heard Chad and Ellen come home from the gym. They let me out of my crate! I was so excited I couldn’t even eat my breakfast.

7:45 – Chad went to get ready for work and I walked upstairs all by myself but then I was too scared to walk back down.

9:15 – Was finally coaxed downstairs.

10:45 – [Insert loud bark here] Someone’s at the door. Intruders! Oh, it’s just the cleaning lady. I peed when I met her. Oops. I was not going to talk about bodily functions.

11:45 – Martha was done with the upstairs. We went on a walk so she could clean the downstairs. It was so fun! I moseyed around the whole nature trail and Ellen let me chase a bird! I learned that if I paw wet bushes that water comes down, which is sooo fun. I like being wet. And I rolled down a hill just because I could.

12:30 – Got back from my walk and Ellen tried, somewhat unsuccessfully, to dry off my feet before I walked around on the nice, clean floors.

12:45-present – I’ve been napping ever since right by the kitchen desk where Ellen is working. Life is good.

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