Name-calling

I've really been getting a kick out of the names reporters have been calling me these last few weeks. A few of my favorites:

• A senior vice president
• Vice president of consumer trends and research

(and, my favorite)

• President

Fortunately, today's USA Today got it right.

If I'm going to be all of those things, perhaps I should consider demanding a higher salary. Or at least be able to expense my haircuts and make-up!